I finally found the Secret to weight loss

Feet_on_scaleGet sick. Yes, it’s that easy. Become so ill that you don’t feel like cooking anything for yourself and would prefer to sleep. I lost almost 10 pounds and dropped a size!

If that isn’t enough, cough drops have a tendency to make food unappetizing. Unless you LIKE your steak to have menthol overtones (blech).

So there you have it. As long as I’m careful enough not to gain all that weight back when I feel better.